THIS MORNING I ATE GUSHERS AND I PULLED ONE OUT AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE TWO GUSHERS FUSED TOGETHER AND IT WAS ORANGE AND GREEN AND I JUST LOOKED AT IT FOR THE LONGEST TIME AND FINALLY WHISPERED, “they have become one.”
my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
(Source: carcinogenitals)
Via DuckBucketsVia Doki Doki Astro Toastywhen homestuck updates for the last time i have no idea what im going to do but cry
I read my dashboard and get detracted